TMI Tuesday 1st September 2020

Good morning lovelies,

Unfortunately, I haven’t seen a post from TMI Tuesday blog as yet today. Not to be outdone and determined not to disappoint, I decided to work back through one of the posts from before I joined in on the fun instead. Enjoy!

1. What’s invisible but you wish you could see?

I think people’s personalities. Like.. wouldn’t it be cool if good people had a green tick or a smiley face above them, and bad people had a red cross or a sad/angry face? Us good, well-meaning people would spend less time engaging with the evil people, the compulsive liars and the overall Negative Nellies (because we’d be able to see their red crosses!) in our society and we’d on;y engage with other green-tick people. So yeah, probably that.

2. Would you rather watch your neighbor(s) having sex while you are in the same room or anonymously watch your parents having sex?

Well… I have some quite aesthetically pleasing neighbours so you know….. that’s cool with me 😉 I’m not normally voyeuristic or anything like that, but when in Rome…

Plus, I love my family dearly but I have definitely got some limits!

3. For what are you nostalgic?

Definitely as of late any memories with my father. I don’t miss anything he did for me, I just miss hanging out with him, I miss the conversations that we used to have and the small, random acts of kindness he used to do for other people. He was a people’s person, and I’m proud of him. I’m proud of both of my parents.

4. What is an unwritten rule where you work?

Well, I work from home so.. probably something really bizarre like not disturbing Wolfie while he’s on a call. His job is important, and I respect that.

5. What is an unwritten rule or mutual understanding in your home?

That my husband controls the TV remote! It’s not even a rule, it just seems to be something that happens in the marital home. Ladies will know what I’m talking about!

6. Which body part do you wish you could detach and why?

Okay, so, I’m going to give you my answer, and then I’m going to give you a fun fact. Could I detach? Undoubtedly my belly. I mean.. who even needs to work out? Just detach it and throw it in the bin, right? If only. Now for the fun (and slightly embarrassing fact). As I may have mentioned elsewhere, I have a younger brother, and my younger brother and I used to have to bath together. We grew up in the ’90s, it made things easier for parents. Anyway. as naturally happens, I come to realise and understand that my brother has parts of his body that I don’t have, and they have lines and creases on and near said parts, just like women do. Instead of understanding that though, I just thought men were like women and they could just screw on or screw off their penis to suit- an added little feature that you could just pop right on there if you will! It took me a long time to realise and understand that no they can’t be detached, and no men really won’t appreciate it if you try to twist them off! To make it worse, Wolfie still teases me about it now…

Proper TMI Tuesday Post For Today

Extended today, you lucky lot!

1. Fill in the blank.  If _____ were bigger, I would like it.

My boobs, for sure. Not too much bigger though, a lot of guys seem to totally dig them small and perky and yes, they are extra sensitive, too!

2. Fill in the blank.  Oh baby that feels good. Will you _____ my _____ ?

Rub/scratch my back. Seriously, after the day I’ve had, a back rub would be super awesome right now.

3. If you could have a week of the best sex ever in human history but you had to have a fish head as your head for the rest of your life, after that week, would you do it? (This question was previously submitted by a TMI Tuesday blogger)

What? For real no. A fish head for the rest of my life just to say “I had totally awesome mindblowing sex”? No. I like to share, but I’m not a braggart. I’d prefer mediocre sex and communication on how we can improve it instead of that.

4. What part of your body do you consider the most unusual that you enjoy being stimulated?

It sounds really bizarre but.. my inner elbow. Don’t ask, it’s really bizarre. It’s almost too sensitive and it communicates to… places.

5. What is the most desperate thing you have done for sex?

Probably something really corny like make the colour changing lights in our lounge turn hot pink and start blinking. A sex warning signal, if you like. Hey, it worked…

Bonus #1: What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

For real, and I say this with absolute hand on my heart honesty, I went into a neighbour’s house once and he had a carving knife embedded in a wooden table, like upright, tip first, in the table. The guy was wheelchair-bound and an amputee, always pleasant but also mentally unstable. Sometimes his dog would break into our garden to play with our dog, and I’d return it. We got along and one day he asked me for a couple of slices of bread because he didn’t have money for food. I took pity on him and I agreed to help him, but then as is always the norm it became more and more and I had to stop. Anyway, one day I returned his dog to him and he invited me into his flat (apartment). By this time I was sure that I knew him so I decided heck, why not? I got into his lounge and that was where I saw it, the knife dug into the wooden side table. Needless to say, I made my excuses and promptly left. Apparently, it was self-defence after he’d experienced a spate of break-ins. but he also took drugs and owed people money, so it’s sort of to be expected that these things happened to him. He also had cuts on his arm though, so it’s hard to know which story was true. He’s now moved out and so I have been told, is now living with his mother. I’m not sure who lives next door to us now but fortunately, we don’t have any trouble with them and crime and vandalism in the area has decreased rapidly and significantly too, so that’s always a bonus!

Bonus #2  If it were legal in your country/community to visit a “sex box” would you? Ehh… I mean I’m female and married so I really don’t feel like this question best applies to me. In what context? To have sex with a prostitute? Not my scene. To have sex with a stranger or a bit of public sex? Sure, I’ll try most things once, two or three times more if I like it 😉

Alright lovelies, that’s it for today’s post. Don’t forget to check back in later for another snack tasting post. Any guesses which country it might be? 😉

Happy Tuesday!

Until next time,

Stay safe & have fun.

Helen xx

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