TMI Tuesday – 27th April 2021

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Good evening lovelies,

Just a brief intro today because we have a bigger post planned for a little bit later. If you want to read all of our other goings on, be sure to pop back later or better yet, why not save time and subscribe? That way, you’ll get a sexy little update that you won’t have to go digging for 😉

What Is TMI Tuesday?

TMI Tuesday is a series of questions generated by TMI Tuesday Blog. It is a great way to meet other bloggers and to share some thoughts and experiences. It is important to remember that there are no right or wrong answers to these questions, only the answers of the author –  and that’s part of what makes this tag so awesome! 

How To Play TMI Tuesday

Copy the TMI Tuesday questions below to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Send Us Your Questions!

Do you have something you’ve been itching to ask? Maybe something food-related, something a little bit kinky or something completely random? Have fun with it, then be sure to check back next Tuesday for our answers!

Your questions will be answered by BOTH of us, unless addressed otherwise. You can leave your questions in the comments below or, if you prefer anonymity, you can email us at

1. Are you ready to go? Where are you going?

Helen: Nowhere fast, that’s for sure! For the past week or so, I’ve kind of had this image of a galloping horse in my head, only that horse is more like at a slow canter, and even keeps slowing down into a trot. It’s kind of how I feel about life at the moment, I want to go, and to be free, and not have a tonne of stuff to do which is all holding me back. I kind of want to snap the reins and get the little fucker to get a move on, but it seems that I can’t.

Matt: Absolutely! Where am I going? Anywhere life takes me!

2. There is something wrong with dating, what is it?

Helen: I feel like too many people are obsessed with the idea of ‘forever’, and they will sacrifice all levels of happiness for that happy ever after. It doesn’t matter if you both have completely different interests or personalities, if you’re pretty and nice, you’re the right one for ever and ever. Woah! Slow down! Do you really want a ‘forever’ with someone that you have absolutely nothing in common with? Somebody that you can’t count on, that you don’t really get along with? Of course not! Focus on the here and now, that’s what we used to do. Meet up, see how you get along. Did you get along? Great! Meet up again. Didn’t get on? Oh well, onto the next one. I had a guy talk about the ‘m’ word on a second date – I didn’t even know what his surname was at that point!

Matt: There are too many fake people and catfishes online these days. You don’t know who is real, and who is a bot. That said, I don’t know an awful lot about modern times because I haven’t needed to date in more than a decade!

3. Born to be wild–what is your wild?

Helen: As anyone who knows me can attest, I am sarcastic and witty AF. I just… I don’t have a filter really, period. I do, obviously, but if we get along well? Watch out…

Matt: That has to be my kinky side. Everyone thinks I’m a nice, sweet, harmless boy, and I am! Mostly…

4. Pick your best feature and sell it to us?

Helen: I’ve been told I have nice eyes, crystal blue, sparkling when I laugh but also mysterious. I was also told once that I have nice eyelashes which have a slight natural curl, so I never wear falsies for that reason. Instead, I combine two coats of a black volumizing mascara with a smokey brown (for meetings) or silver (for parties) eye with a touch of shimmer and I’m done. I also do the making and breaking eye contact thing and yeah, ;let’s just say it’s gotten me plenty of conversations. I’m never that girl who gives it all she’s got on the dancefloor, I’ve always been the girl who checks out the talent on the sidelines. THAT’S usually where all of the interesting guys are…

Matt: Well I don’t want to be THAT guy so… I guess after that, maybe it’s my quick-witted sense of humour? One way or another, I’m guaranteed to make you smile.

5. Fill in the blank. This may sound a little weird but _____ .

Helen: I drink cola and milk and I believe that pineapple absolutely DOES belong on pizza. You wanted weird, and you got it 😉

Matt: I guess in our relationship, some of the chores are kind of reversed. Helen gets stressed by trying to do the laundry and the drying at the same time, but she’s an absolute dab hand with a screwdriver. So guess what? I do the laundry, and Helen does all of the DIY!

Bonus: If you were trapped in a store all night, in which store would you want to be trapped?

Helen: On the one hand, a bridal shop, because I could wear all of the dresses that I could have never afforded before our wedding. My absolute favourite dress that I tried on was lacy, embellished with a long train, button up back, boat-neck and long sleeves. It would have given Kate Middleton a run for her money, but at £1695, it was more than I could possibly afford. Failing that, maybe a bed store. or IKEA. I mean if I’m going to be trapped somewhere overnight, I might as well bed down on the most comfortable bed that I could never, ever afford.. At least if I sleep on the most expensive bed and I can’t sleep comfortably, I know that the most expensive options aren’t for me. A lot of the technology we have is really just cheaper knock-offs with good reviews. It’s smart investment, darlings… sometimes literally! 😉

Matt: It has to be either a gaming outlet because I’d be able to try out all of the latest games all night, or a supermarket, because I could eat and drink my way through the night, then pay off the tab in the morning!

Alright lovelies, that’s it from us for now. Don’t forget to check back later for all of our other gossip!

Until next time,

Stay safe & have fun,

Helen & Matt xx

Two Kinky Cooks wants to know…

Being able to fly or being able to breathe under water. Which would you choose? Why?

Puppy Pic Of The Week

Jack Russell puppy resting on a woman's top. She is wearing a silver ring on her right ring finger. There are wooden chairs in the background by a by cream wall.
Yes, he used to be this small 😉

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