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Category: Raunchy Rambles

Fun and sexy true stories from our lives with a little hint of kink!

Raunchy Ramble: Naughty AND Nice

December 30, 2020December 30, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 3 Comments

Good evening lovelies, Tonight, I wanted to share with you a little sneak peek at some of the gifts I bought for Matt this year. I was really inspired by His Minnie's 12 Days Of Cockmas post in which she shared some of the gifts she'd bought for her Master on day 1 of her … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Naughty AND Nice

Raunchy Ramble: Positions

December 12, 2020December 12, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

I woke just after 9am to the sound of the water cascading in the distance. Damn him for disrupting my Saturday morning routine. I brewed myself some tea and sat down to my computer. Bleary-eyed, I powered up and set about my plans for the day, the pressures in the run up to Christmas are … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Positions

Raunchy Ramble: From Beyond Closed Doors

November 21, 2020December 1, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 7 Comments

I sat with my head in my hand and picked gingerly at my chips. It was meant to be a good dinner, but, sadly, nothing about it was. Tomato ketchup instead of peppercorn sauce? Peas instead of green beans? No, this was sub-standard for what we'd normally cook up. "I just don't know anymore, I … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: From Beyond Closed Doors

POP!

August 23, 2020December 22, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

Sex comes with many surprises, new and exciting adventures, painful injuries and sometimes unwelcome bodily functions.

Raunchy Ramble: Late Nights & Early Mornings

August 22, 2020December 14, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 1 Comment

I woke just before the clock struck 8am. Slill drowsy, I sat up on my bed and looked to Wolfie, who was already sat up, writing notes and focusing on a call. I smiled at him softly then picked up my phone to message him: We shouldn't have done the thing last night.. So sleepy … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Late Nights & Early Mornings

Raunchy Ramble: Reversed Dressing And The Consequences Thereof

August 3, 2020December 14, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

Every brat her day,,

Raunchy Ramble: Burning The Midnight Oil

August 3, 2020December 14, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 2 Comments

Late night thoughts after a very intense day.

Eleven Shades (Humour)

November 13, 2019December 10, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

Last night was very impromptu. It was rough. ready and unabashed and yet somehow, it was perfect.

Heaven

November 10, 2019December 10, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 4 Comments

His confidence, the smattering of hair on his chest, his broad shoulders and the way his lounge pants clinged to his hips. He was perfect.

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