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Category: Raunchy Rambles

Fun and sexy true stories from our lives with a little hint of kink!

Raunchy Ramble: Daddy’s Collar

February 8, 2021February 7, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

A true story. "I don't need to buy you a collar do I, Kitten?" he purrs, our eyes meet as he steps towards me and I smile. "No, Daddy" I reply. "Where is your collar?" "Remind me" I muse. I drop to my knees and sweep my hair out of the way, our eyes now … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Daddy’s Collar

Raunchy Ramble: Naughty AND Nice

December 30, 2020December 30, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 3 Comments

Good evening lovelies, Tonight, I wanted to share with you a little sneak peek at some of the gifts I bought for Matt this year. I was really inspired by His Minnie's 12 Days Of Cockmas post in which she shared some of the gifts she'd bought for her Master on day 1 of her … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Naughty AND Nice

Raunchy Ramble: Positions

December 12, 2020December 12, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

I woke just after 9am to the sound of the water cascading in the distance. Damn him for disrupting my Saturday morning routine. I brewed myself some tea and sat down to my computer. Bleary-eyed, I powered up and set about my plans for the day, the pressures in the run up to Christmas are … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Positions

Raunchy Ramble: From Beyond Closed Doors

November 21, 2020December 1, 2020 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 7 Comments

I sat with my head in my hand and picked gingerly at my chips. It was meant to be a good dinner, but, sadly, nothing about it was. Tomato ketchup instead of peppercorn sauce? Peas instead of green beans? No, this was sub-standard for what we'd normally cook up. "I just don't know anymore, I … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: From Beyond Closed Doors

POP!

August 23, 2020March 1, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

Sex comes with many surprises, new and exciting adventures, painful injuries and sometimes unwelcome bodily functions.

Raunchy Ramble: Late Nights & Early Mornings

August 22, 2020March 1, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 1 Comment

I woke just before the clock struck 8am. Slill drowsy, I sat up on my bed and looked to Wolfie, who was already sat up, writing notes and focusing on a call. I smiled at him softly then picked up my phone to message him: We shouldn't have done the thing last night.. So sleepy … Continue reading Raunchy Ramble: Late Nights & Early Mornings

Raunchy Ramble: Reversed Dressing And The Consequences Thereof

August 3, 2020February 28, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

Every brat her day,,

Raunchy Ramble: Burning The Midnight Oil

August 3, 2020February 28, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 3 Comments

Late night thoughts after a very intense day.

Eleven Shades (Humour)

November 13, 2019February 28, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ Leave a comment

Last night was very impromptu. It was rough. ready and unabashed and yet somehow, it was perfect.

Heaven

November 10, 2019February 28, 2021 ~ Helen @ TKC ~ 4 Comments

His confidence, the smattering of hair on his chest, his broad shoulders and the way his lounge pants clinged to his hips. He was perfect.

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Did you guess our latest snack-tasting? It was of course.. SOUTH AFRICA! Take a read of our thoughts (plus, our first attempt at malvapoeding!) Here: https://twokinkycooks.com/2021/02/20/that-time-we-tried-snacks-from-south-africa/ #snacks #snacktasting #snackboxes #food #foodblogger #ffoodbloggers #foodiesofinstagram #southafrica #southafricanfood #southafricansnacks #africa #africanfood #africansnacks #internationalfood #internationalsnacks #malvapoeding
The way he stomps his little feet for a treat though.. 😂❤
I ordered some over-the-door coat books and they came with a tiny screwdriver. A TINY SCREWDRIVER!! I just can't right now 😍 #diy #tools #homerenovation #homeimprovement #hallwayinspo #hallwayideas #girlswhodiy #toocute
I've spent my evening cooking this one up, but any guesses what it is? #snnackcrate #snacktasting #snackboxes #internationalrecipes #africanrecipes #africanfood #food #foodbloggers #foodblogger #pudding #puddings #dessert #desserts
Okay, so we're off to Africa. But which part? 🤔 Don't forget to check back Thursday to see if you were right! #snackcrate #snackboxes #snacktasting #snacks #thattimewetried #food #foodbloggers #africansnacks #africanfood #africa
Caramelized apple & biscoff spread pancakes - far, far better than we expected! Happy Pancake Day! 🥞😁 #pancakes #pancakeday #pancakesforbreakfast #breakfast #applepancakes #biscoff #biscoffspread #awesomeideas #winningcombination #food #foodies #foodbloggers #foodiesofinstagram

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